“I’m very pleased to announce today, on 4/20 – the best day of the year, I will be running for president.” – Waka Flocka Flame
In a random move in tandem with Rolling Stone online, rapper Waka Flocka Flame has announced his official bid for the presidency in 2016. On his campaign announcement video, above, the lyricist covers various issues he’d tackle if voted into the white house in 2016.
On legalizing marijuana:
“A blunt a day will take the pain away.” – Waka Flocka Flame
On first mandates:
“The first thing I’d fucking stop as president is dogs coming in restaurants.” – Waka Flocka Flame
“Education is important. We need to start teaching these kids more reality tr-, um, skills, traits – excuse me, the president’s been smoking one. You know how that go.” – Waka Flocka Flame
“I’m not wearing a suit when I go to the meeting.” – Waka Flocka Flame
“I’m going to raise minimum wage. I feel like all fast food restaurants should be paying $15 an hour.” – Waka Flocka Flame
On women’s rights:
“I feel like women got all the rights already. What else they want?” – Waka Flocka Flame
On the other candidates:
“Hillary is my only competition right now.” – Waka Flocka Flame
On his running mate:
WAKA FLOCKA FLAME AND DJ WHOO KID FOR 2016
“Waka for president. Shit’s gonna be okay.” – Waka Flock Flame
Watch the second video above of Waka Flocka Flame hot on the campaign trail after his announcement.
This kind of reminds me of when Paris Hilton wanted to be president…
Do you take Waka’s bid for presidency seriously? I don’t. The constitution states that the president must be no younger than 35 years old and Flocka is 28. Nice try though. Funny too.