A Tumblr account that goes by the moniker Mr. Destructo has recently been gaining viral attention for a series of posts entitled “I’m opening ’50 Shades of Grey’ to a random page and posting what I find.” In the posts, below, Mr. Destructo (writer, Jeb Lund) provides his own, hilarious spin on the E.L. James erotica trilogy that’s allegedly fan-fiction based off of the Twilight franchise.
I’m not gonna lie. I haven’t read any of the Fifty Shades of Grey books, so I thought these excerpts were real for a second and panicked. Phew. It’s nice to know Americans aren’t that gullible. Even though I somehow imagine that the actual books aren’t too far off from this.